Two guys were drinking in a bar. One was Jewish and the other
was Chinese.

All of a sudden, the Jewish guy smacks the Chinese guy and knocks
him off his stool!

"Why you do dat?" asked the Chinese guy.

"You bombed Pearl harbor. That's why! "Nooooo, noooo...Chinese
not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...it doesn't matter, you're all
alike."

Silence.

Suddenly, the Chinese guy smacks the Jewish guy and knocks him
off his stool!

"What did you do that for?" asked the Jewish guy.

"Jews sink Titanic."

"No. no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah...all same."