Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and Yasser Arafat all die and go to hell.

Queen Elizabeth says: "I miss my country, I wanna call England and see how
everyone is doing there...."  So she calls, talks for about 5 minutes and
then turns to Satan: "How much do I owe you, Devil?"

The devil goes: "Five million dollars..."

"Five million dollars!!!" says the queen, takes out her checkbook, writes
the check and hands is to Satan.

George Bush gets jealous and starts screamig, "Me too.. I wanna call the
United States.  I wanna see how everyone is doing without me..."
So he calls and talks for about 2 minutes, and says "So Satan, how much do
I owe you?"

And the devil says, "10 million dollars.."

"Ten million dollars!!!" exclaims Bush, writes the check and hands it to
Satan.

Meanwhile Yasser Arafat gets into it and says, "I miss my country too,
I wanna call Palestine and see how everyone's doing, how my prime
minister is handling matters, how are the brave and young dealing with
the occupation, etc.."
So he gets on the phone and talks for 20 whole hours and then turns to
Satan.
"And how much do I owe you, Devil?"

"1 dollar," the devil answers.

Yasser: "One dallar?!!  That's it?" smiles Arafat.

Devil: "Well, calling from hell to hell is local toll..."