A lion and a fox were a little bored and wanted to have some fun,
so they agreed to pick on the next animal that comes along.

Sure enough, a rabbit came hopping by. They ordered him to stop and
demanded to know why he is not wearing a hat. He pleaded with them
and explained that no one told him that he had to wear a hat, but the
lion and the fox proceeded to give the rabbit the beating of his life.

The next day the poor rabbit ran into them again, but this time he WAS
wearing a hat. The two demanded to know why the silly rabbit was
wearing a hat on THAT day. But before he could explain, the two jumped
him and gave him another beating that he wouldn't ever forget.

The following day, the rabbit's louzy luck would have him run into
the lion and the fox. He was so terrified that he wasn't sure if he
should or shouldn't have a hat on. He froze in place, and the two
approached him and demanded that he go to the store and buy them
some cigarettes. He felt lucky and began running towards the store.

On the way, he thought about the fox and his tricky ways. The rabbit
wondered to himself: "I will out fox these guys!". So he bought a
pack of cigarettes with filters and another one without filters.

Upon returning, the lion roared demanding that he hand the cigarettes
in. The rabbit obliged by handing him the pack with the filters. "I
like my cigarettes WITHOUT filters!" said the lion. The rabbit smiled
inside and quickly pulled out and handed the lion the pack without the
filters. Feeling outfoxed, the lion said "But were is your hat ???"