Who can say no to a bit of Lebanese humor?  

A Lebanese dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told,
"First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then  they lay you
on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell, the Russian hell as well as several others. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

He finally comes to the Lebanese hell and finds that there is a long,
long line of people waiting to get in.

Intrigued, he asks, "What are they all doing here? What do they do in
this hell?"

He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Lebanese devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so
many people waiting to get in?"

"Because nobody bribed the electricity company man, the electric chair
does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the
devil is a former Govt. civil servant, so he comes in, signs the
register and then leaves for the day..."