A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle.
She picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a genie appeared.

The amazed woman asked, "Do I get 3 wishes?"

The genie  said, "Nope, sorry. Three-wish genies are a story tale myth.
I'm a one-wish genie, so what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate, "I want peace in the Middle East.  See this
map? I want these countries to  stop fighting with each other, and I want
all the Arabs to love Jews and  Americans and vice versa.  It will bring
about world peace and harmony."

The  genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.  These 
countries have been at war for thousands of years, I'm out of shape  after
being  in a bottle for 500 years.  I'm good, but not THAT good. I don't
think it  can be done.  Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The  woman thought for a minute and said, "Well I've never been able to
find the right man.  You know, one who's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and helps with the house cleaning; one who's great in bed and gets
along with my  family; one who doesn't watch sports all the time; one
who's faithful.   That's what I wish for -- a good man."

The  genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that
map  again."