*** WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to
purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I
asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
so I figured this was the most legal, evil thing I could do to him."
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*** UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can
take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the
root, and still be afraid of a spider.
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*** PHARMACY 1

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl
notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for
a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. 

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls a! nd a ball of
string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking
for some tampons for your wife?" 

He answers, " You see, it's like this.  Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and
some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So..... I figure
if I have to roll my own .... so does she."
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*** PHARMACY 2

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for arsenic. He asks,
"What for?" 

She says, "I want to kill my husband."  He says, "Sorry, I can't do that."
She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.   He says, "You didn't
tell me you had a prescription..."
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